17 Freaky Texts to Send to Your Sugar Daddy

If you have ever been in a place where you are the subject of intense romance from a far older person, you would understand how hard it is to show your affection without sounding too childish, or surprising them too much, or jut failing to hit the mark. But if you elect to go freaky, you must probably not get it wrong. Here are freaky sugar daddy texts to make him love you the more.

Freaky Sugar Daddy Texts

I was wondering if you are alone right now?

Guess what I am wearing?

I found a banana the exact size of you. And I am going to eat it before I eat you.

I am going to cook your favorite meal and I am bringing your favorite dish. But I need to ask this question: Do you want to eat before you eat, or eat after eating, or eat while eating?

Do you love me? If yes, reach into your trousers and touch it. If you get hard, you love me, if you don’t it means you don’t wanna waste your hardness as I am not yet with you.

I can’t fall asleep. I can’t stop thinking about what we would be doing if you were here with me…

I am lovesick. I know my cure. Something hard, something long, and something pink.

Here are freaky texts to send to your crush

I wish we were lying next to each other… unclad.

Give me happiness or clear my debts.

I missed your pot belly on my flesh.

What would you rather listen to right now, my voice screaming with ecstasy, laughing at your dirty joke, or telling you sweet nonsense?

I want, more than any other thing right now, to have my hard nip in your mouth.

Every day, they say, is for the thief, one day is for the owner of the honeypot.

I miss being slapped in the bottom.

They say you are twice my age. But they have no clue. It is a journey between you and I and no one makes me come home every time you take me to a ride.

I love you, you love me, we are one big couple, so make a wish and I appear to eat you up. Please say you love me too.

Age is just a number. You prove it every day, in and out of the sheets.

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