Freaky Texts to Send to Your Man Crush

Posted on August 20, 2020Comments Off on Freaky Texts to Send to Your Man Crush

Whoever wrote the law that men do the chasing and women the falling. Life is too short for you to go by it hoping he would look your way, like what he sees and fall for you. Sometimes, you have to take the first step. You may be open and direct, you may be coy and hesitant, but you’re not allowed to let that man you love go without trying your luck, shooting your shot. Here are dozens of man crush freaky quotes for you for him.

Man Crush Freaky Quotes

Your eyes make me shy.

I want to be the girl your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you’re never going to forget.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

Love is sharing your popcorn. We should go see a movie one of these days.

Love is being stupid together. I am half-stupid.

I turn clumsy and do stupid things around the person I fancy. With that said, I am apologizing in advance for looking foolish in front of you.

In that moment, in that very few minutes, you are mine and I am yours. I am more than happy and I will not dare ask you to be mine.

First I played hard to get, now he is playing hard to forget.

When I see you, I admit I start to lose my grip and all of my cool.

I hope your girlfriend won’t be offended.

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. Not really everyone as in everyone; I become an annoying texter.

Ever since I met you, it hasn’t been the same. All you’ve got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.

Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you.

You had me at first hello.

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions… What do you think about this message? Your first thought is wrong. Your third thought is correct.

It’s amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and I’m, begging it to be you.

Some things have to remain a secret, but you and I don’t.

I’m happiest when I’m being myself and I’m myself when I’m thinking about your beautiful lips.

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.

My mother always told me that nothing is impossible and to follow my dreams, so I have my eyes on you to be mine.

Freaky texts to send to an older lover

No one knows who you are, but you’re a celebrity in my eyes.

Big head.

I wanna be on you, riding.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. You’re stupid. Good to start with that annoying step.

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love but in your case I will.

I’ve fallen in love. I’m an ordinary woman. I didn’t think such violent things could happen to ordinary people.

As he stepped out, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

I desire to be with you. I miss you. I feel lonely when I can’t see you. I am obsessed with you, fascinated by you, infatuated with you. I hunger for your taste, your smell, the feel of my favorite CREAM touching mine

The smile on your face is radiant, the glow on your cheeks is striking, and my lips on your lips would be magical.

I sometimes dream about you and me, in a fairy tale. You are my prince charming, my knight in shining armor, and I am your princess and your soon-to-be-queen. And we will live happily ever after.

You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?

My favorite animal is the serpent. I am Eve. I can’t seem to resist you.

I know your landlord drives you crazy. Come live in my heart and pay no rent.

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. Just saying.

The way I feel when you smile at me is one mystery I dare not pursue.

I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so sadly. I meant to type “so badly”.

My driver’s license says that I am not an organ donor, but for you, I will donate my heart.

Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try.

I am in you and you in me, mutual in divine lust.

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